Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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