He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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