I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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