I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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