Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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