I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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