The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
babies were throwing up all over the place
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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