Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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