They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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