she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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