This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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