I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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