Is it because I queefed?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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