eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just forgot I was standing up.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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