She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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