In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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