I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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