Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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