Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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