we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
