Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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