D3 body, D1 cock
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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