I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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