talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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