i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
is it fun? or sober?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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