Already got asked if we're dating
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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