there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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