Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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