well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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