If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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