I don't usually arrange sex via text message
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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