thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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