And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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