Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Farmville is her only friend.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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