Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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