She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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