He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
