you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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