It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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