I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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