I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
