i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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