well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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