Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
it's great music for shaving your balls
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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