Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wear drunk well.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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