ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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