Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I can't put those talents on a resume
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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