It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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