I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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