i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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