he wants to bone in the snuggie
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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