Pants 0. Shit 1.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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