Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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