Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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