Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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