Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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