i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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