Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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